The Count loves ****ing!

Happy new year!  Many apologies for my long (but not mysterious) absence. Thank you to my loyal/patient/long-suffering readers -- all 1.5 of you -- for not deleting me from your subscription list (yet). I am back, and am ready to continue another year of irreverent blogging.

Thought of course I have yet to scrape together a blog entry, so let me leave you with this in the meantime.

I realize that this is probably why I ended up terrible at math.

Mwa ha ha ha haaaaah...