Roach

According to the latest wire from Thailand, everyone in Bangkok is talking about a local commercial series called 'Golden Rules of a Salesman:' 

Nice to know that cockroaches in Thailand have started entering white collar professions. I doubt the same can be expected of Philippine cockroaches, who seem to be turning a higher profit as crawly street thugs, food-spoilers, and general disease spreaders.  They may not be as entrepreneurial as Thai roaches, but they're definitely more bad ass.